When bad clothes happen to good people…
photo via fashionaddict
Sometimes you can’t get dressed without help, and that’s the truth. I hope this lady had a good friend with her to ask her “Maybe something else?” when she put this on. Because this look is unflattering in the extreme. We all have a few good features to play up, even if we think we’re just a huge mess of flaws.
Girlfriend, you have a waist, define it! That dress looks like something the cat coughed up. Is it supposed to be wrinkled? Tell me you just pulled that out of the hamper and are joking. Please. And that color does nothing for anyone. That shade could make the dead look even more dead.
Shoes don’t have to be killer stilettos to look good. I understand WHY people wear Birkenstocks. They’re supposed to be comfortable. I just don’t know HOW. If (HUGE if) I had a pair, I’m not sure I’d leave the house with them on. The shoes are a joke too, right?
Please tell me you were talked out of this. Please.
Remember: Birkenstocks are bad. Unflattering wrinkly dresses are worse. Having a good friend to tell you to “go back and change” is priceless.
Tags: no... just NO, phone a friend
