Skirting the Issue
photo via electricedge
Evan: “So you like kilts too?”
Lori: “This isn’t a kilt, it’s just a plain old skirt. Like what you have on.”
Evan: “No. This is NOT a skirt. It’s a Utilikilt. See all the manly pockets and clips for my tools?”
Lori: “I see a tool here, but it’s not on your skirt.”
Evan: “So I guess this means you don’t want to go for a ride in my Forrester and go to Whole Foods so we can pick up Belgian beer and stinky cheese? I was thinking after that we could go back to my place and watch ‘Braveheart.’”
Lori: “As if. Here’s my bus, gotta go!”
Tags: men in skirts, no... just NO
January 14th, 2009 at 11:14 am
dude. white guy dreads, clogs, utiliklt… it doesn’t get any Seattle-douchier than this. (unless he was wearing a Cobain T-shirt.) Now if he were wearing a Jester hat, this would be a San Francisco born-again-hippie douchecrank instead. KNOW UR ENEMIES.
September 10th, 2009 at 7:13 am
Call it a skirt……..Kilt or what ever. Bout time guys stopped falling into line like lambs wearing same old uniform.