My eyes, MY EYES!!!
photo via Dlisted
You know, I wanted to let this horror speak for itself, but I was afraid that if I did, it would start swearing like Courtney Love on a meth bender and then run around the room and f*ck up the furniture. It’s that bad.
I wonder if anyone told her to her face how ridiculous she looks. I’m going to guess no, because any girl ballsy enough to wear that outside of a strip club probably has a razor somewhere on her person. Nobody wants to get cut over some trashy garter jeans!
Looking at this “outfit” makes me feel like I need a hot shower and a hug. I will admit that a tiny part of me wishes I had the front view, because five bucks says her eyebrows are drawn on, and her lipstick is frosted pink ringed with dark lipliner. You know I’m right.
Tags: dear god, no... just NO, phone a friend
January 9th, 2009 at 9:29 am
That is some hot business right there.
January 14th, 2009 at 11:10 am
I cannot unsee what I have seen….
February 4th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Good Lord! Someone PLEASE pass me the Eye Bleach!
March 13th, 2009 at 6:45 am
I think you are forgetting that though it is a horrible pair of pants (would they be pants?), they’re not even fully done up. There’s a hook loose!