Heaven knows I’m miserable now

photo by foundphotoslj
Christmas recitals were far from the most fashionable part of my educational career. Believe you me, I know how hard it is to look sophisticated and edgy while singing Silent Night or — worse! — that song about missing front teeth where you have to whistle during the chorus. Which is why I am totally confused by whoever decided to make “awkward highschool moment #357″ the theme for their wedding.
Yes, sweet readers, these are bridesmaids. Furthermore, do the dresses really only have one sleeve, or are the ladies to the right the “fun” ones? More eggnog, please.

February 13th, 2009 at 11:17 am
o.m.g. also TGIF. Getting over this image will require multiple ounces of scotch applied directly to my visual cortex.