Go Back And Change!

photo via Max Chernitsov

I hope you won’t be cross with me for posting this semi-professional photo. I was minding my own business in a flickr stream when these underpants attacked my vision, and now the simple pair of panties I was going to feature (They had ‘BITE ME’ written on the butt. In Comic Sans.) seems so frighteningly acceptable that I can even imagine walking past them in the tighty-whiteys aisle at Costco.

Nevertheless, I love you, Russia. You are the land of my birth and home to a people who have an endearing habit of combining leopard print, gaudy jewelry and skintight white leather with pink tassels into one outfit. But please, please put some pants back on.

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EDIT: The more I look at this, the more that thing around his shoulders looks like a moustache. Ugh.

Tags: european != fashionable, fashion lunacy, this decade sucks, underWHERE??

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