Hipster Go Home

photo via Beardhead
I didn’t like moustaches and beards back when they were made out of facial hair and attached to your face, and I sure don’t like them as scarves, handkerchiefs, key holders or knit hats. Let it go, Hercule Poirot. The only thing I want a ride on is a train out of Portland.
Tags: c'mon guys, hell in a handmade handbasket, this decade sucks
