Never too young to be a douche

photo via LizaWasHere
It’s bad enough you made a baby instead of something nice like a collage or a great hollandaise sauce, but now you’re buying it “snarky” clothes? I mean, I could kind of look past the Ipood onesies and the boob man shirts, but seriously? Douche Jr is going to need therapy. Though I guess you’re ready for that.
