Black leggings don’t go with khaki shorts
photo via gohsuket
In fact, nothing goes with khaki shorts. If you’re not working in a deli and making me a tuna on wheat with yellow peppers, put those things back in your closet and put on shorts made out of a real fabric. Actually, maybe you should put on some pants so that you don’t need to wear longjohns under them. That’s right, I’m saying it — the only difference between leggings and frickin’ longjohns is that the sensible people who wear longjohns have the sense to not match them with Uggs*. Also, is that the unabomber on your shirt?
*Which these are not, by some miracle.
Tags: c'mon guys, dear god, phone a friend, this decade sucks
April 5th, 2010 at 5:48 am
LOL, actually I have a theory and that’s that Asian people can get away with ANYTHING and look “trendy”. I understand that this combo she’s wearing makes NO sense and is hideous BUT hear me out. Would this not look even less fortunate on someone that was not Asian. Take two colors that completely clash, purple and brown. A cute lil Asian girl will wear purple and brown and she’s trendy and different, some would say an earthy plum. A person of any other race will be asked if Barney took a shit on them and decided to also lie dead on their body straight to their face for even thinking of wearing such a color combo.