Go Back And Change!

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“Yamanba (ヤマンバ, Yamanba?) sometimes written as “yamamba”, is a fashion trend among young Japanese women. Starting with the bleached white hair and heavy tan of the ganguro girl, the yamanba adds white lipstick, white eye makeup, and sometimes brightly colored contacts, plastic clothing, and inappropriate accessories. Some yamanba wear stuffed animals as decorations, talk with a slurred speech, and enjoy shiny neon or dayglo colors.”

Looks like Pink got in a fist-fight with a voodoo priest. Which is kind of cool, I guess.

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Is it wrong that her wedge platforms bother me more than anything else?

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I’ll have a tall americano with room, please. And some curds. And maybe some whey. Some whey, wheeeeeey too migraine-inducing to be in public. Holy crap. Did they have a sale on crazy at Joann’s Fabrics or something?

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Forget the poodle purses. I must have been running a fever to toss the word “terrifying” around so casually — that lass is nothing but a poor miller’s daughter in the Hamlet of Terrorville. THIS is its high priestess. More evidence here.

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Sleeveless turtleneck, unzipped pants, weird moustache… At least he comes with his own rape-whistle.

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Honey, I don’t know what to wear for my speed-walk today. I’m thinking Anne of Green Gables meets British High Tea at Flannery O’Connor’s house, but I still want to keep it casual. Oh, I know. I’ll wear sneakers with my stockings — taking the outfit back, and then bringing it forward into 2009, you see?

Oh, what am I saying… I actually think this is pretty fabulous. Well played, Madam. But are you carrying a book or a pistol? And what has your lackey got in that bag?