Go Back And Change!

photo via Mud Gecko

This outfit is appropriate in two scenarios:

• American Apparel mannequin
• Sex & the City extra

I have a feeling neither of these are the case.

photo via briantology

Well, well, well. Hope everybody enjoyed their Memorial Day weekend, partying it up in the yard with your barbeques, thong sandals, and khaki pants. Let’s leave the floral print on your mother-in-law’s curtains, though — that’s where it belongs, and not on your oversized “casual” shirt.

photo via chasingfun

I wasn’t going to mention the clashing & rather (in comparison) Lilliputian-looking purse, or the possibly snake-skin high heels, or the tiara, or the Bluetooth headset which looks kind of like a demonic, brain-sucking hot pink chile pepper. I was going to write about the weird cut of the top, but it hit me: it’s a jumpsuit. It’s a one-piece jumpsuit with the sides cut out. Oh. My. God.

photo via gingher

One of my favourite Go Back & Change one-liners is “It’s like _______ went and threw up/horked/puked all over her shirt.” Any suggestions for this vintage atrocity? I’m thinking the Musicians of Bremen. Or that story about the wheelchair girl and the blonde-braid girl in the Alps. Heidi?

photo via miriella

Not a fan of shoes that look like they’ve been constructed from leftover Christmas ribbon and cheap doorstops. Recycling is great, but would you wear plastic bags just to save the world? Oh wait…

photo via baylorbear78

It’s hard to find something that makes me ignore the matching dresses and crocs in the background. Is this their older sister, or parent? Did they help decorate it? Why aren’t there any peace signs? Do you know that those jeans aren’t flattering? Yikes.

photo via rabi

I have to say that I’m mildly intrigued by this item. It’s like a sweater with Asberger’s… it just doesn’t understand how to be a normal sweater. I mean, firstly, sweater vests are kinda weird. But sweater vests with hoods? They’re cute. They’re certainly not, yknow, optimal. But they just can’t help themselves! They do the best they can! It’s touching, really.

photo via aschultz

Put the shawl away, trim the ends off that Elmer Fudd moustache, and get a new couch. Even Alanis Morisette wouldn’t sit on that — it’s a little too ironic, doncha think? You know the old adage… “Girls don’t make passes at douchebags in glasses.”

photo via 23bit_grrrl

Are those shapes… drawn on?

photo via btindrelunas

Taking a photo of yourself in footie PJs and putting it on the internet is a creepier version of wearing a mini-skirt and walking past a construction site. Congrats.