photo via baylorbear78
It’s hard to find something that makes me ignore the matching dresses and crocs in the background. Is this their older sister, or parent? Did they help decorate it? Why aren’t there any peace signs? Do you know that those jeans aren’t flattering? Yikes.
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Somebody please explain this to me.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
photo via Fire Monkey Fish
Looks like the lady with the less fortunate bottom doesn’t know her colours very well.
photo via heyjupiter
I’m so sick of this “ironic croc” thing. It’s one thing to have as much taste as a vegan with a head-cold, but why would you buy shoes, wear them while out with your fashion-inept besties, & tag a photo of the evidence with the words “ugly shoes”?
photo via sue stemp
Happy St Patrick’s Day, you jerks. Go read a book or something.
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Sleeveless turtleneck, unzipped pants, weird moustache… At least he comes with his own rape-whistle.
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Christmas recitals were far from the most fashionable part of my educational career. Believe you me, I know how hard it is to look sophisticated and edgy while singing Silent Night or — worse! — that song about missing front teeth where you have to whistle during the chorus. Which is why I am totally confused by whoever decided to make “awkward highschool moment #357″ the theme for their wedding.
Yes, sweet readers, these are bridesmaids. Furthermore, do the dresses really only have one sleeve, or are the ladies to the right the “fun” ones? More eggnog, please.
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Matching bug print outfits are:
A.) A sign of this couple’s devotion.
B.) A Halloween costume.
C.) A dare gone horribly awry.
D.) All of the above, plus a sign that end times are upon us.
Bonus: Check out the female friend’s face. She looks like she’s holding back some choice words about the bug pants.
