Go Back And Change!

photo via notiviajes

I was skeptical when I first heard about “Japanese bikini jeans.” It seemed kind of like the one time everyone was totally convinced that Japanese women wore their underwear over their pants until some guy, probably tired of googling “Japanese panties” and getting lies and fraud instead of nubile schoolgirls, proved the images to be photoshopped. It’s like you can take the weirdest shit possible, put the word “Japanese” in front of it, and people are convinced that you are legit.

Entrepreneurs should feel free to pitch their “Japanese” product idea in the comments.

photo via stevevance

Um. On second thought, I don’t want that Protein Boost.

photo via Max Chernitsov

I hope you won’t be cross with me for posting this semi-professional photo. I was minding my own business in a flickr stream when these underpants attacked my vision, and now the simple pair of panties I was going to feature (They had ‘BITE ME’ written on the butt. In Comic Sans.) seems so frighteningly acceptable that I can even imagine walking past them in the tighty-whiteys aisle at Costco.

Nevertheless, I love you, Russia. You are the land of my birth and home to a people who have an endearing habit of combining leopard print, gaudy jewelry and skintight white leather with pink tassels into one outfit. But please, please put some pants back on.

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EDIT: The more I look at this, the more that thing around his shoulders looks like a moustache. Ugh.