photo via inkytwist
First off, what’s up with the length? You can’t wear this as a dress, which means you’re forced to wear it with jeans. Or pants. Or leggings. Which is frightful. Secondly, drawstring and zipper? Fur hood and sleeveless? This garment has some serious multiple personality disorder.
photo via jessicamills
My hate of transparent rain ponchos has actually increased dramatically after I saw someone wearing one fashionably. I mean, if you really need to wear a clear plastic bag over you, and there are stores that are willing to sell you clear plastic bags that will make you look foxy, why would you buy something that gives you the vibe of an overpriced, day-old turkey club sandwich? Why?
photo via foxtongue
Is the scary yarn clown hair attached to the hat? And if so, does that make it less scary or more scary?
photo via vard
Someone call Aubrey Beardsley. He wants his pants back. And his red marker.
photo via newbirth
As the photographer astutely pointed out, you would be able to see cooch if it weren’t for the blessing of this woman’s large thighs. Which isn’t an excuse! Bring back bloomers.
photo via seemesnap
I know you’re just going on a quick errand to… um… wherever that is, but seriously? If there’s anything I don’t like, it’s the gap of skin between the top of the sock and the bottom of the trouser. It’s so crude. And this is that gap, but higher! Whiter! Amplified! Help!
photo via robwallace
The only way to make this girl’s ass look completely terrible? She found it. Why? Why? I just can’t understand.
photo via aschultz
Put the shawl away, trim the ends off that Elmer Fudd moustache, and get a new couch. Even Alanis Morisette wouldn’t sit on that — it’s a little too ironic, doncha think? You know the old adage… “Girls don’t make passes at douchebags in glasses.”
photo via nullalux
Apparently these devices are “skirt bracers,” intended to give “your skirt your skirt that adorable kirtle skirt look.” They appear to be made out of the wire your 5th grade teacher makes you plug into potatoes in order to power a lightbulb, and are paired with a weirdly plain office skirt and a cheap sex-shop bustier. Cool. Sign me up.
