Go Back And Change!

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1. Fur-lined, hooded parkas
2. Fur-lined boots
3. Skirts
4. Fake tan

Somebody please explain this to me.

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“Yamanba (ヤマンバ, Yamanba?) sometimes written as “yamamba”, is a fashion trend among young Japanese women. Starting with the bleached white hair and heavy tan of the ganguro girl, the yamanba adds white lipstick, white eye makeup, and sometimes brightly colored contacts, plastic clothing, and inappropriate accessories. Some yamanba wear stuffed animals as decorations, talk with a slurred speech, and enjoy shiny neon or dayglo colors.”

Looks like Pink got in a fist-fight with a voodoo priest. Which is kind of cool, I guess.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

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Uh. The title of the picture has “Maddox” in it, which reminds me of Maddox‘ post about how cowl necks make your head look like it’s coming out of a giant vajayjay, but it’s also tagged with “metro” and “posh,” so the irony may be lost on the knitter. Crocheter? Whatevs. Knowing how to put yarn on a needle doesn’t make you a fashion designer. Let it go.

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These are

1.  tangled bedsheets
2. extremely high-waisted sweat-shorts worn low on the hips
3. “harem pants,” which the latest issue of Cosmopolitan assures me can be fashionably worn by every woman.

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This reminds me of one of those tiny dogs that barks to overcompensate. I can kind of imagine him (her?) tied up in a yard in some parallel universe, scaring the crap out of passing strangers. Until they take a peek through the fence.

photo via kchrist

Alright, gentlemen. Put that meth down and listen to me. If you’re going to do this, at least keep your audience in mind. Ok? Those grey boxers — selfish. Boring. “Safe.” How about something like this instead?

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Happy St Patrick’s Day, you jerks. Go read a book or something.

photo via clem

The hair is saying Billy-Idol-meets-naked-mole-rat, the leather jacket and cuffs are saying “I’m a douchebag!” and the shoes are saying… I don’t know. I don’t know what the shoes are saying at all. I’m getting distracted by that guy in the background who appears to be wearing a COLLAR for an ARMBAND.

photo via VP

Faithful readers, I have a question for you:

Criticizing a costume - yay or nay?